MY-HUMBLEKITCHEN: The Little ones

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Friday, 15 December 2017

FUN & PUN

Fun and Pun
Received this, thought it may be good for a laugh...
Thanks to the person who wrote it

*Q: Can February March?*

*A: No. But April May!*

*Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

*A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!*

*Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?*

*A: I better not tell you, it might spread!*

*Q: How do you know that carrots are good for eyesight?

*A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?*

*Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?*

*A: Kid: The lunch bell!*

*Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?*

*A: You’re pointless!*

*Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal*

*A: A cereal killer!*

*Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?*

*A: Nostalgia!*

*Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?*

*A: The dock!*

*Q: Why can't a leopard hide?*

*A: Because he's always spotted!*

*Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?*

*A: To get a root canal!*

*Q: Why was the maths book sad?*

*A: Because it had too many problems!*

Friday, 5 August 2016

CHEETAHS

My grandson

Ethan

loves to write stories

This is the first book

"Cheetahs"

written and illustrated all by himself

at the tender age of six

He gathers information that he has learnt

and

put it down in his own words

This is his first work

and

I am sure you agree with me that

it is a good attempt

Realizing that he is

talented

and

he has the patience

we encourage him to continue writing

Thursday, 7 July 2016

METAL BOY IS HERE

Ethan

our 8 year old grandson

likes to write stories

His recollection

on stories he read

coupled with his wild imagination

His stories are always action packed

There is never a dull moment

in the story

Much thinking and planning has been done

on the characters

and their behavior

Even their names have been carefully chosen

to create effectiveness

Good attempt for his age

Keep it up Ethan!

'Metal Boy Is Here'

was written when he was 7 years old

Thursday, 24 September 2015

HAMSTER IN GREAT DISCOVERY

A carriage

for the pet hamster

This is built by my grandson Ethan

in uncle Zhixiang's home

for his pet,

the shy hamster

Not so shy now

runnning up and down

in and out

investigating its new toy

a colourful double storey Lego carriage

When hamster comes out from the second floor,

"Oh no! Can I fall out?
I think I prefer to be inside,
more cosy
and I am well tucked in
also, protected by the these little colourful bricks
which Ethan says
they are called LEGO
and
very expensive, you know!"

"I hope next time Ethan will built me a castle."

Transportation

Alligator, alligator,

where have you been?

"I have been up on a

colourful LEGO truck built by Ethan"

Alligator, alligator

where are you going?

Do you know you have a hamster inside the truck?

He is peeping out

while holding on tightly to the bricks!

"I am on my way to Changi International Airport

to catch a flight by Singapore Airline"

"Hamster?

Oh no, I need to go anyhow!

Hold on tight my friend hamster, take care!"

I am in Changi Airport

where are you alligator? I cannot see you!

Everything is so blurr.......

It is so hazy out here!

"I have boarded the wrong plane!

I cannot see clearly

I thought I saw SG50 sign on the plane,

SG should be Singapore, right?

No, it is SCOOT plane!

Help! Help!"

At War

Tanker

Wow!

Another Lego Sculpture built

by my grandson, Etham Lim

Look!

How powerful it is!

The 2 front wheels guide the way

and the back wheels stabilise

while going up and down the hills!

No worries

It can never topple over!

Beware!

The powerful gun is targeting you

Run for your life if you are stlll able to

avoid it if you can

Bo-o-o-m! (High pitch!)

It is firing!

See how powerful the fire comes out

shooting so far

and the trail of dark fumes covering the whole place!

See the white flag!

They surender!

And the tanker moved on.....

Sunday, 30 November 2014

2014 School Holidays

Kung Kung: " Ethan, your school so good.
No holidays!"
Ethan: " Deh!" crossing his 2 index fingers......
" Wrong! Holiday is good.
My school has no holidays, so no good!"

Ethan: " Mama, who is a writer?"
Mama: " You mean writer of a book? He is the author."
Ethan: " Then, who is the illustrator?"
Mama: " The person who draws the pictures in that story book.
So, is he a drawer?"
Ethan: Looking at the 2 drawers below the TV console,
???????