FUN & PUN

Fun and Pun
Received this, thought it may be good for a laugh...
Thanks to the person who wrote it

*Q: Can February March?*

*A: No. But April May!*

*Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?

*A: Reports say it was due to too many strokes!*

*Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?*

*A: I better not tell you, it might spread!*

*Q: How do you know that carrots are good for eyesight?

*A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?*

*Q: Music Teacher: What's your favourite musical instrument?*

*A: Kid: The lunch bell!*

*Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?*

*A: You’re pointless!*

*Q: What do you call a person that chops up cereal*

*A: A cereal killer!*

*Q: What kind of emotions do noses feel?*

*A: Nostalgia!*

*Q: Where do boats go to when they get sick?*

*A: The dock!*

*Q: Why can't a leopard hide?*

*A: Because he's always spotted!*

*Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?*

*A: To get a root canal!*

*Q: Why was the maths book sad?*

*A: Because it had too many problems!*